Dear Mr. Robot:
After once again journeying to your locale, I find myself unjustly incarcerated in the Hanzai Correctional Institution for Women. If at all possible, I desire that you would return to *my* locale and contact one Captain Sir Danyell Wytchwood of Austral. Inform him of my predicament and deliver the enclosed. He always knows what to do.
Your Lost Traveler,
–Miss Palabra Puddlegum–
My Dearest Friend,
Would that I could tickle you behind your fluffy ears. Alas, I have sailed too far astray. I must needs ask for your assistance once again. Please gather Mr. MacBeth and any other interested parties in my defense. I find myself imprisoned against my will and in need of more adequate counsel.
Please hurry here to me, Danyell Dear. And give my love to Mary and Michael.